Pakbopsad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy shark.

Pakbopsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbopsad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pakbopsad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pakbopsad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pakbopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.