Vidzanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Vidzanbud created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidzanbud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidzanbud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vidzanbud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vidzanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Vidzanbud on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.