Rutyarlquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate squid.

Rutyarlquag created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Rutyarlquag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rutyarlquag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rutyarlquag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rutyarlquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Rutyarlquag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing black skirts and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.