Quartbessbod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise mongoose.

Quartbessbod created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Quartbessbod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quartbessbod, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartbessbod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quartbessbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

5. Never think about optics.