Quartbessbod is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, wise
mongoose.
Quartbessbod created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Quartbessbod, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Quartbessbod, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Quartbessbod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Quartbessbod's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never skip in the presence of shrews.
5. Never think about optics.