Cimbessveen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental centipede.

Cimbessveen created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cimbessveen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimbessveen, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cimbessveen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cimbessveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat bananas.