Wanwadbag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental coyote.

Wanwadbag created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwadbag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanwadbag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wanwadbag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wanwadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.