Cubligpan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil octopus.

Cubligpan created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubligpan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubligpan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cubligpan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cubligpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. You must love Cubligpan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Pray towards the north.