Dibflissan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent owl.

Dibflissan created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibflissan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibflissan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dibflissan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dibflissan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed melons to porpoises while wearing kilts.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never look in ponds.