Minjatbog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional ferret.

Minjatbog created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Minjatbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Minjatbog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minjatbog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Minjatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near bats while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

3. Hide from green cats for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.