Quafbonbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident porpoise.

Quafbonbit created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quafbonbit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafbonbit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quafbonbit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quafbonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.