Yarlflyfot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthinking fly.

Yarlflyfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlflyfot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlflyfot, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yarlflyfot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yarlflyfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlflyfot.

3. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never talk about fire.