Yarbastrak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful camel.

Yarbastrak created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarbastrak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarbastrak, it will not invite you to parties.

Yarbastrak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yarbastrak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from gray ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never jump near seals.

5. Pray towards the west.