Xinnullfitged is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty owl.

Xinnullfitged created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinnullfitged, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinnullfitged, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xinnullfitged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xinnullfitged's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinnullfitged.

4. Xinnullfitged loves seals, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing orange stockings and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.