Bossfadfab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent manatee.

Bossfadfab created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Bossfadfab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bossfadfab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bossfadfab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bossfadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Bossfadfab loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.