Cedvigjen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid mink.

Cedvigjen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedvigjen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedvigjen, it will turn you into a rock.

Cedvigjen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cedvigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Do not take Cedvigjen's name in vain.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.