Jigbenpark is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating rhinoceros.

Jigbenpark created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbenpark, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jigbenpark, she will laugh at you.

Jigbenpark's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jigbenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.