Catrapapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome hamster.

Catrapapp created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrapapp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catrapapp, she will be very sad.

Catrapapp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Catrapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Put Catrapapp first in all things.