Vogjabced is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak centaur.

Vogjabced created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogjabced, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vogjabced, she will turn you into a rock.

Vogjabced's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vogjabced's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vogjabced.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Put Vogjabced first in all things.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.