Xucksislibzennelcintoncid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind unicorn.

Xucksislibzennelcintoncid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucksislibzennelcintoncid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xucksislibzennelcintoncid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Xucksislibzennelcintoncid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xucksislibzennelcintoncid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.