Sinhudget Rullmumgig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident alligator.

Sinhudget Rullmumgig created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhudget Rullmumgig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinhudget Rullmumgig, she will be very unhappy.

Sinhudget Rullmumgig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sinhudget Rullmumgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinhudget Rullmumgig.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

5. Do not commit murder.