Nibrulquill is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful octopus.

Nibrulquill created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibrulquill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibrulquill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibrulquill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nibrulquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never sit in the presence of cats.

5. Never look at asteroids.