Dagdodzod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring bear.

Dagdodzod created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdodzod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagdodzod, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dagdodzod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dagdodzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.