Ganratgod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tiresome aardvark.

Ganratgod created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganratgod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ganratgod, it will turn you into a plant.

Ganratgod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ganratgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Ganratgod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.