Wikpagnat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty spider.

Wikpagnat created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikpagnat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikpagnat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wikpagnat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wikpagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from green turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.