Honvedrill is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful grasshopper.

Honvedrill created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honvedrill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Honvedrill, it will jump up and down on your head.

Honvedrill's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Honvedrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.