Butfumdagstipzaggun is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered
sheep.
Butfumdagstipzaggun created an up quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Butfumdagstipzaggun, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Butfumdagstipzaggun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Butfumdagstipzaggun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Butfumdagstipzaggun's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Run away if eight swans approach from the south.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Butfumdagstipzaggun in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not kill capybaras.