Podfar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust beaver.

Podfar created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podfar, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Podfar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Podfar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Podfar.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podfar.

4. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.