Lannegnull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy octopus.

Lannegnull created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannegnull, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lannegnull, it will throw large rocks at you.

Lannegnull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lannegnull's Holy Commandments

1. Lannegnull loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Do not take Lannegnull's name in vain.