Minfetpas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever zebra.

Minfetpas created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfetpas, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Minfetpas, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Minfetpas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Minfetpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.