Minkap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient hare.

Minkap created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minkap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Minkap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Minkap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Minkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not eat pineapples.