Megbemlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, intelligent beaver.

Megbemlarg created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Megbemlarg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megbemlarg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Megbemlarg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Megbemlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Megbemlarg first in all things.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing red dresses and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.