Gamkangom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, resourceful rat.

Gamkangom created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamkangom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamkangom, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gamkangom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gamkangom's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Put Gamkangom first in all things.

4. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

5. Never wear black scarves on sacred days.