Tambissflatweeratbossab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair pig.

Tambissflatweeratbossab created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambissflatweeratbossab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tambissflatweeratbossab, she will turn you into a slug.

Tambissflatweeratbossab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tambissflatweeratbossab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tambissflatweeratbossab.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Tambissflatweeratbossab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.