Hatdibgen is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured
crocodile.
Hatdibgen created life four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatdibgen, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hatdibgen, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Hatdibgen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Hatdibgen's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
2. Do not wear silver on your body.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing yellow stockings.
5. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.