Hatdibgen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured crocodile.

Hatdibgen created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdibgen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hatdibgen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hatdibgen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hatdibgen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing yellow stockings.

5. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.