Arfvonkvol is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful shark.

Arfvonkvol created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Arfvonkvol, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arfvonkvol, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Arfvonkvol's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Arfvonkvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.