Cargumtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical shrew.

Cargumtonk created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cargumtonk, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cargumtonk, she will manifest in front of you.

Cargumtonk's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cargumtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cargumtonk in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cargumtonk.