Nilflygep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient beaver.

Nilflygep created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilflygep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nilflygep, it will turn you into a plant.

Nilflygep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nilflygep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Nilflygep's priests.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.