Busbepteen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional ferret.

Busbepteen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbepteen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busbepteen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Busbepteen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Busbepteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Run away if five tortoises approach from the south.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Busbepteen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not run in public.