Narlzedquat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wombat.

Narlzedquat created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlzedquat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlzedquat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Narlzedquat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Narlzedquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Narlzedquat five times a day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.