Yattmidget is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tranquil wombat.

Yattmidget created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattmidget, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yattmidget, she will not invite you to parties.

Yattmidget's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yattmidget's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Yattmidget's name in vain.