Cibrowban is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain jellyfish.

Cibrowban created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibrowban, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibrowban, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cibrowban's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cibrowban's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cibrowban in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if six bats approach from the west.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Worship no other gods but Cibrowban.

5. Run away from magenta goats, for they are unholy.