Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident salamander.

Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tinfudjonstikquartarfnadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Run away if six rats approach from the south.