Appnabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish salamander.

Appnabtarg created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Appnabtarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appnabtarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Appnabtarg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Appnabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing green tights.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Appnabtarg.