Farcipcan Bedbastdit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing skunk.

Farcipcan Bedbastdit created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farcipcan Bedbastdit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farcipcan Bedbastdit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farcipcan Bedbastdit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Farcipcan Bedbastdit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.