Cidarmfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak wolf.

Cidarmfeb created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cidarmfeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidarmfeb, she will send you a sign.

Cidarmfeb's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cidarmfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help mites in need.