Raggepsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome hippopotamus.

Raggepsaf created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggepsaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Raggepsaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Raggepsaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Raggepsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.