Janlenrow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured snail.

Janlenrow created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janlenrow, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Janlenrow, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Janlenrow's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Janlenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to dolphins while wearing gray dresses.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.