Jadvidpibbigarpsin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful bee.

Jadvidpibbigarpsin created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadvidpibbigarpsin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadvidpibbigarpsin, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadvidpibbigarpsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jadvidpibbigarpsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Pray towards the west.