Tiprowflab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable badger.

Tiprowflab created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiprowflab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tiprowflab, he will come to you in dreams.

Tiprowflab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tiprowflab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt birds.