Flapnelfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured shark.

Flapnelfut created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Flapnelfut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flapnelfut, he will not care at all.

Flapnelfut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flapnelfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.