Nurlbonkhug is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong jackal.

Nurlbonkhug created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbonkhug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlbonkhug, it will strike you with lightening.

Nurlbonkhug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nurlbonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Never feed spinach to eagles while wearing hats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Run away if eight shrews approach from the east.