Likrawzog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring finch.

Likrawzog created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Likrawzog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likrawzog, he will turn you into a tree.

Likrawzog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Likrawzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.