Davhimvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody lion.

Davhimvonk created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davhimvonk, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davhimvonk, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Davhimvonk's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Davhimvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Davhimvonk in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed beans to goats while wearing stockings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Davhimvonk loves mites, so they must be respected.