Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish slug.

Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab, it will strike you with lightening.

Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bidtonksaf Dapnartbab.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.