Lidquafdob is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish spider.

Lidquafdob created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lidquafdob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidquafdob, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lidquafdob's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lidquafdob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Lidquafdob.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidquafdob.

5. Do not jump in public.